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Joke: Career Profession Signs
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I got this from my email. I had a great time laughing! Hope you have a great laugh too!


    Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:

'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'


 In a Podiatrist's office:

'Time wounds all heels.'


On a Septic Tank Truck:

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels


On a Plumber's  truck:

'We repair what your husband fixed.'


On another Plumber's truck:

'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.'


On a Church's Bill board:

'7 days without God makes one weak.'


At a Tyre Store  

'Invite us to your next blowout.'


On an Electrician's truck:

'Let us remove your shorts.'


In a Non-smoking Area:

'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.'


On a Maternity Room door:

'Push. Push. Push.'


At an Optometrist's Office:

'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.'


On a Taxidermist's window:

'We really know our stuff.'


On a Fence:

'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!'


At a Car Dealership:

'The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.'


Outside a Car Exhaust Store:

'No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.'


In a Vets waiting room:

'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!'


In a Restaurant window:

'Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.'


In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

'Drive carefully. We'll wait.'


And don't forget the sign at a


'Best place in town to take a leak.'


Sign on the back of yet another

Septic Tank Truck:

'Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises'







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3 Carly  
Your article perfectly shows what I needed to know, thkans!

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2 YL  
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA. no problem man! your welcome! XD

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1 YL  
lame sia --"

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